If you know someone who’s highly ‘Prankable’, tell us about them. Send us an email to darrens@kfm.co.za then catch Whackhead’s Prank Call on Kfm Mornings with Darren, Sherlin and Sibs at 08:10, every weekday morning, only on Kfm 94.5.

Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

Tired of telemarketers

Like the rest of us, Darren " Whackhead" Simpson is tired of all the phone calls from telemarketers- he's just literally tired. 
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Barking Mad

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson makes an out-of-country call to San Diego to prank someone's neighbour who has not been cleaning up after their dog. 
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You've got prank mail

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Senseless Survey: "Is your bank account a countdown to your homelessness?"

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is asking all the important questions.
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End of the road: Whackhead cries for lost love

It's time for a throwback prank with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson! 
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Senseless Survey: "Would you rather have finger sized nipples or nipple sized fingers"?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up an unsuspecting citizen and asks them some very important questions. 
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Remembering Mark Pilgrim: A "Whackhead" throwback prank

South Africa has lost a radio legend. Mark Pilgrim was known for his loving and compassionate personality. Amid the sadness and grief, let's take time to reflect on the laughter, joy, and good times we shared with this radio giant. It's been 12 years since Darren Simpson called up Mark in one of his infamous Whackhead pranks. In classic Pilgrim style, Mark answered Whackhead’s questions like a gentleman, and when he realised it was all a prank, he called Darren a “naughty sausage”. May we all learn from Mark to lighten up and laugh at ourselves. Rest in peace.
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An outstanding prank!

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up The City regarding some outstanding bills. 
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I pity the fool that get's pranked!

In this hilarious prank. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson gets some help from artificial intelligence. The A.I does a pretty convincing Mr T act and managers to successfully prank quiet a few people. 
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Calling up consumer protection hotline with nothing but problems!

Whackhead's old lady character has lots of consumer-related - and unwarranted -  complaints.
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Do you think it is appropriate to say, “Good morning” at a funeral?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is asking all the senseless but burning questions/
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Smells like a prank

You've never heard a prank like this before! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson finally meets his match in this smelly prank. 
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"What are you using the internet for?"

Darren  " Whackhead" Simpson calls up this guy regarding some missing cellphone data. Whackhead suggests that the man in viewing some adult entertainment which has the guy up in arms! Take a listen to hear his reaction. 
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An unfortunate nickname

Prank delivery!

A failed flower delivery, a refund and Darren "Whackhead" Simpson, what could go wrong? Well, one guy is about to find out.
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Your car needs two new buttplugs

In this hilarious prank, Whackhead calls up a woman who claims to know a lot about cars. But does she really? 
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Tickets to the prank show

Team work makes the prank work

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks the office clown with the help of their colleagues.
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Extra Chargers

In this prank, Darren “Whackhead” Simpson poses as a lawyer and calls up an unsuspecting man about some unpaid medical bills.
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Pranking the Kaptein

In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks Kurt Darren by posing as an old lady
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Lost surfboard

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a surf shop looking for his lost surfboard.
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Senseless Survey: Do you giggle every time you say the word "Manhole"

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is back with another Senseless Survey!
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Qualified to prank

How far would a father go for his son? Well, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is about to find out. With a help of the unsuspecting prank victim's son, Whackhead tests how much this dad is willing to lie for his son. 
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Crossed lines: "Kfm, hello? Hello?"

Sometimes the pranks write, well in this case answers, themselves
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Traffic department rescheduling nightmare

Whackhead managers to drive his prank victim up the wall and “works up his blood pressure” by posing as a traffic officer. 
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Bum dialling your dad

Raise your kids right or you'll end up raising your grandkids

Load shedding? Nope, now we're PHONE shedding!

Are you scheming people out of money!?

Should men who wear flip flops get mandatory pedicures?

It's time for your weekly Senseless Survey.
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Scammer! Man pretends to be from Sweden

Shakespeare never got to taste KFC

The worst, grossest cough EVER

Your feet smell like gorgonzola cheese

I've glued my bum cheeks together!

Doesn't a sausage party actually sound amazing?

Throwback: Darren pranks the late Jeremy Mansfield

Finger-sized nostrils

It's Senseless Survey on Kfm Mornings: Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and poses a set of nonsensical questions to test how long before the call is ended.
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Pranking the Brits: Whackhead was NOT prepared for this response

Pranking the Brits: We don't sell herpes here!

Whackhead pretends to be an American buying a British pub

Pranking the Brits: Where are the ninjas!?

While the Kfm Mornings team is in London, Whackhead is having fun pranking the Brits.
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Is the oldest child in a family the emergency adult?

Please donate to "Kids Without Eyebrows"

Could you pass Whackhead's test!?

Do you ever call bread 'raw toast?'

I'll break you into a thousand pieces!

It's an anger-filled prank this morning.
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A penguin's walk is adorable, even if they're angry

It's time for the weekly Senseless Survey by Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson on Kfm Mornings.
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You're probably one of those effing idiots!

Whackhead pretends to be a traffic official challenging a dad wanting to get his motorbike licence with his son.
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Woman has best response to Whackhead's prank!

Whackhead plays name games in this prank.
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Whackhead's Prank: Eskom VS SANRAL

Telemarketers send Whackhead comical conversations

Telemarketers have started sending their funny clips to Whackhead.
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Why does sour cream have an expiry date?

It's time for Whackhead's weekly Senseless Survey on Kfm Mornings.
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Jealous boyfriend stops woman from winning date with rugby player

Pay up! You have unpaid e-tolls

Before the internet, how did you delete friends?

You didn't check out, now you owe the hotel money!

If you're nuts, what kind of nut are you?

It's time for another Senseless Survey with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson
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Listener can't stop nervous coughing during prank

Your plane will be operating with only one engine

You don't deserve a smartphone

Young at heart or young at muscles and ligaments?

Are you married to your sister?

Poor Juan! He's the latest victim of a Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson prank.
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Circles are pointless

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen and tells them he's an official from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa.
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French accent fail

Was learning cursive neccessary

Jennifer is back: You French kiss so nicely!

Whackhead goes back to the nightline where his character 'Jennifer' meets another a lonely heart.
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Are taxes a subscription to your country?

Your underage daughter is getting a tattoo RIGHT NOW

Take your certificate and shove it!

Creepy Whackhead wants nude painting done

Whackhead calls a husband whose wife is an artist and asks to have a nude portrait done.
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Do your friends call you Mr. "Know-It-Some"?

I'll shoot you if you dig up part of my house for fibre!

How exactly do porcupine's mate?

Two brothers and a girl named Whackhead

Throwback Prank: What do you want with my hot wife!?

This prank has been going viral on TikTok so we've decided to share it again! You're welcome.
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I'm skipping our wedding to try out for the Lions!

Whackhead helps a man prank his fiancé. Together they pretend that he will have to skip their wedding to try out for the Lions.
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Do you have life cover for R5?

Do Chinese people order South African food?

I'm suing you for whiplash

99% of yoga pants have never been to yoga

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How do you know if someone is from South Africa?

To prevent people flying on fake passports, South Africans would be asked 10 questions in Afrikaans, but Whackhead is here to suggest which questions should be asked instead!
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I've seen Top Gun, now please make me a pilot

Whackhead calls the South African Air Force and asks for a job as a pilot now that he's seen Top Gun.
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We've put someone else's teeth in your mouth!

Whackhead calls up someone who's recently had dental work and tells him he has someone else's teeth in his mouth. Gross!
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Whackhead pranks listeners calling into Kfm's landline

Whackhead answers the Kfm landline and lets all the callers talk to each other, except that they all think they're talking to someone from Kfm.
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What do little birds see when they're knocked unconscious?

Is a kangaroo just a T-Rex mixed with a deer?

Senseless Survey on Kfm Mornings: Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person under the guise of a government official and poses a range of silly questions to see how long before the victim hangs up. 
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We want your disgusting house on a reality TV show

In this prank, Whackhead tells a woman her house is dirty enough to be on a new reality TV show that's being filmed and she is, of course, incredibly insulted. 
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You're not a proper South African wife

Whackhead pretends to be from South African Home Affairs and calls a Bulgarian woman who married a South African and is struggling to a get a local passport and ID.
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Is your head too small to power your body?

Your stolen credit card's being used at Adult World

Whackhead helps a wife prank her husband.
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You've won a car!

Two friends entered a competition to win a car and agreed that no matter who won, they would share the vehicle. One of them gets Whackhead to call the other and announce that he's won the car.... but will he tell his buddy?
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Have your pants ever caught on fire after telling a lie?

This caller is not interested in Whackhead's Senseless Survey.
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We've lost all your wedding photos

In this prank, Whackhead helps a husband prank his wife and enlists the help of their wedding photographer. Together they break the news to her that her wedding photos are gone.
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I don't use Viagra!

A nephew asks Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson to prank his diabetic uncle.
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Throwback: Whackhead Pranks Matt Damon

When Matt Damon took on the role of Francois Pienaar, he thought he was being interviewed by the best DJ in South Africa, but he gets prankster Whackhead instead.
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If you stop supporting the Blue Bulls, we'll scrap your debt

Whackhead helps four granddaughters prank their grandfather and is forced to speak Afrikaans to the enraged man.
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Have you ever taken a selfie on the toilet?

What is wrong with you? What is your problem?

Whackhead calls up a man who is sick and tired of people getting his name wrong and of course, Whackhead purposefully says his name incorrectly.
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If you adopt my dog, can it eat at the table with you?

Whackhead pretends to be a dog owner looking for someone to adopt his dog and has list of ridiculous demands for the woman interested in being the new owner.
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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

Episodes

Tired of telemarketers

Barking Mad

You've got prank mail

Senseless Survey: "Is your bank account a countdown to your homelessness?"

End of the road: Whackhead cries for lost love

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