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Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

Telemarketers get pranked...again!

Darren “Whackhead” Simpson loves pranking telemarketers and this time around his son joins in and makes this a Whackhead family affair!
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"Maybe the cello is not for you"

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Whackhead pranks UB40's Ali Campbell

Senseless Survey: "If you have lost 40% of your hair, should you get a 40% discount at the barber?"

"I'd like to buy a degree, please"

In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson would like to get his law degree - and by get we mean buy it. His qualification? Well arguing with his wife of course!  
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Senseless Survey- "Do you hold it like a joint or a cigarette?"

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is asking all the important yet very senseless questions!
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Is your colon being held hostage?

In this prank, Darren reminisces about a prank he pulled on his former colleague Bailey Schneider.
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Senseless Survey: "How do you get a milk stain out of a white shirt?"

Can you make a fist with your feet?

This prank actually has nothing to do with feet but rather it's about Backstreet Boys tickets and it somehow segues into some feet jokes...
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'We don't share undies here!'

How far would you go for a neighbour? 
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She got it from her mom

In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson receives a little disclaimer from the father of the woman being pranked; her behaviour does not come from him!
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Please give me the kiss of life

It's hard not to have some feelings for someone that has saved your life, but usually, those feelings are gratitude and admiration- not love. Well, Whackhead is calling up a paramedic an claiming that he's in love with him, talk about awkward. 
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Senseless Survey: Is mayonnaise just sandwich lube?

Bleep central

Prime hydration is the most popular drink in the world right now, with many trying to get their hands on it. And in an effort to get their hands on this liquid gold, this prank victim got scammed. And in comes Whackhead to add salt to the wounds. The result? A whole lot of bleeps. 
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Another telemarketer prank

These telemarketers just can't catch a break. 
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Wasting a telemarketers time

"Okay my turn now" Pranking a telemarketer

In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson turns the tables on a telemarketer. 
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Speaking 'Afrikaans' to someone in Amsterdam

Pranking the Scammer

"Is Vicks just spicy Vaseline?"

Oops, you've got the incorrect email address.

"Are debt cards the reason we don't find money on the ground anymore?"

This is the Senseless Survey, a series where Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and cons them into thinking that it's serious but it's actually senseless.
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The AI Prank

This woman is too sweet to be pranked

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks the sweetest, most understanding woman ever. 
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Senseless Survey: No woman, no brow

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is asking all the important questions! 
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Tired of telemarketers

Like the rest of us, Darren " Whackhead" Simpson is tired of all the phone calls from telemarketers- he's just literally tired. 
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Barking Mad

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson makes an out-of-country call to San Diego to prank someone's neighbour who has not been cleaning up after their dog. 
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You've got prank mail

Senseless Survey: "Is your bank account a countdown to your homelessness?"

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is asking all the important questions.
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End of the road: Whackhead cries for lost love

It's time for a throwback prank with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson! 
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Senseless Survey: "Would you rather have finger sized nipples or nipple sized fingers"?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up an unsuspecting citizen and asks them some very important questions. 
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Remembering Mark Pilgrim: A "Whackhead" throwback prank

South Africa has lost a radio legend. Mark Pilgrim was known for his loving and compassionate personality. Amid the sadness and grief, let's take time to reflect on the laughter, joy, and good times we shared with this radio giant. It's been 12 years since Darren Simpson called up Mark in one of his infamous Whackhead pranks. In classic Pilgrim style, Mark answered Whackhead’s questions like a gentleman, and when he realised it was all a prank, he called Darren a “naughty sausage”. May we all learn from Mark to lighten up and laugh at ourselves. Rest in peace.
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An outstanding prank!

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up The City regarding some outstanding bills. 
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I pity the fool that get's pranked!

In this hilarious prank. Darren "Whackhead" Simpson gets some help from artificial intelligence. The A.I does a pretty convincing Mr T act and managers to successfully prank quiet a few people. 
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Calling up consumer protection hotline with nothing but problems!

Whackhead's old lady character has lots of consumer-related - and unwarranted -  complaints.
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Do you think it is appropriate to say, “Good morning” at a funeral?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is asking all the senseless but burning questions/
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Smells like a prank

You've never heard a prank like this before! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson finally meets his match in this smelly prank. 
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"What are you using the internet for?"

Darren  " Whackhead" Simpson calls up this guy regarding some missing cellphone data. Whackhead suggests that the man in viewing some adult entertainment which has the guy up in arms! Take a listen to hear his reaction. 
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An unfortunate nickname

Prank delivery!

A failed flower delivery, a refund and Darren "Whackhead" Simpson, what could go wrong? Well, one guy is about to find out.
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Your car needs two new buttplugs

In this hilarious prank, Whackhead calls up a woman who claims to know a lot about cars. But does she really? 
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Tickets to the prank show

Team work makes the prank work

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks the office clown with the help of their colleagues.
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Extra Chargers

In this prank, Darren “Whackhead” Simpson poses as a lawyer and calls up an unsuspecting man about some unpaid medical bills.
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Pranking the Kaptein

In this prank, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks Kurt Darren by posing as an old lady
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Lost surfboard

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a surf shop looking for his lost surfboard.
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Senseless Survey: Do you giggle every time you say the word "Manhole"

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is back with another Senseless Survey!
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Qualified to prank

How far would a father go for his son? Well, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson is about to find out. With a help of the unsuspecting prank victim's son, Whackhead tests how much this dad is willing to lie for his son. 
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Crossed lines: "Kfm, hello? Hello?"

Sometimes the pranks write, well in this case answers, themselves
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Traffic department rescheduling nightmare

Whackhead managers to drive his prank victim up the wall and “works up his blood pressure” by posing as a traffic officer. 
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Bum dialling your dad

Raise your kids right or you'll end up raising your grandkids

Load shedding? Nope, now we're PHONE shedding!

Are you scheming people out of money!?

Should men who wear flip flops get mandatory pedicures?

It's time for your weekly Senseless Survey.
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Scammer! Man pretends to be from Sweden

Shakespeare never got to taste KFC

The worst, grossest cough EVER

Your feet smell like gorgonzola cheese

I've glued my bum cheeks together!

Doesn't a sausage party actually sound amazing?

Throwback: Darren pranks the late Jeremy Mansfield

Finger-sized nostrils

It's Senseless Survey on Kfm Mornings: Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random person and poses a set of nonsensical questions to test how long before the call is ended.
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Pranking the Brits: Whackhead was NOT prepared for this response

Pranking the Brits: We don't sell herpes here!

Whackhead pretends to be an American buying a British pub

Pranking the Brits: Where are the ninjas!?

While the Kfm Mornings team is in London, Whackhead is having fun pranking the Brits.
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Is the oldest child in a family the emergency adult?

Please donate to "Kids Without Eyebrows"

Could you pass Whackhead's test!?

Do you ever call bread 'raw toast?'

I'll break you into a thousand pieces!

It's an anger-filled prank this morning.
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A penguin's walk is adorable, even if they're angry

It's time for the weekly Senseless Survey by Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson on Kfm Mornings.
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You're probably one of those effing idiots!

Whackhead pretends to be a traffic official challenging a dad wanting to get his motorbike licence with his son.
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Woman has best response to Whackhead's prank!

Whackhead plays name games in this prank.
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Whackhead's Prank: Eskom VS SANRAL

Telemarketers send Whackhead comical conversations

Telemarketers have started sending their funny clips to Whackhead.
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Why does sour cream have an expiry date?

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Jealous boyfriend stops woman from winning date with rugby player

Pay up! You have unpaid e-tolls

Before the internet, how did you delete friends?

You didn't check out, now you owe the hotel money!

If you're nuts, what kind of nut are you?

It's time for another Senseless Survey with Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson
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Listener can't stop nervous coughing during prank

Your plane will be operating with only one engine

You don't deserve a smartphone

Young at heart or young at muscles and ligaments?

Are you married to your sister?

Poor Juan! He's the latest victim of a Darren 'Whackhead' Simpson prank.
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Circles are pointless

Every Monday on Kfm Mornings, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a random citizen and tells them he's an official from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa.
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French accent fail

Was learning cursive neccessary

Jennifer is back: You French kiss so nicely!

Whackhead goes back to the nightline where his character 'Jennifer' meets another a lonely heart.
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Are taxes a subscription to your country?

Your underage daughter is getting a tattoo RIGHT NOW

Take your certificate and shove it!

Creepy Whackhead wants nude painting done

Whackhead calls a husband whose wife is an artist and asks to have a nude portrait done.
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Do your friends call you Mr. "Know-It-Some"?

I'll shoot you if you dig up part of my house for fibre!

How exactly do porcupine's mate?

Two brothers and a girl named Whackhead

Senseless Survey: "Is your bank account a countdown to your homelessness?"

Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

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