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Music Year In Review 2021: The Highs, Lows, Winners and Losers Pt 1

Hello Salon customers!!! Happy New Year  

Welcome to this week's episode! And the first episode of the year! whopppppsss!!!!

Fingers crossed for more magic in 2022 ✨

In this episode, we talk about music, year in review 2021; we spoke on the highs, lows, wins, losses and fails

It was indeed a great year for Nigerian music, in 2020, Nigerian music went back to being an album market, with EPs being the epicentre of the album experience. We saw artistes sell out shows, climb billboard charts, top Shazam/Spotify and every record possible with multiple Grammy nominations. It indeed was a great year and i really hope that this excellence and consistency continues 

I recruited the geng @viquetur @tochi_jr  @iamjayhitz @jolliano and I had way too much fun that i hope we don't get dragged for it lol
 
As you plan to go outside in the words of the prophet Buju “streets is so cold my nxgga” please endeavor to mask up, stay protected
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This is a light-hearted podcast and all the opinions are our own. We aren’t professionals so keep in mind when we give advice it is only our thoughts. And it's all bants.
Affection and illumination 🕊️❤️

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“We Outside” is getting Expensive!!! Welp! 

Hello Salon customers!!! Merry Christmas 🎄 

Welcome to this week's episode! And the last episode of the year 

Fingers crossed for magic in 2022 ✨

In this episode, we discuss on how “outside is expensive” bruhhhh, we can not shout “We outside” anymore as before because “e choke” 

I recruited the resident baby girl of Lagos Veronica @missyvee93 and I had a great time talking about our favourite restaurants, bashing them the not so faves, food pricing, ambiance, and security. 

As you plan to go outside in the words of the prophet Buju “streets is so cold my nxgga” please endeavor to mask up, stay protected, don't put pressure on yourself 

Keep in touch: 
Email: claninfoservice@gmail.com
Website: Homepage - clanchronicles
Instagram: https://instagram.com/theshortiesalonpodcast_?utm_medium=copy_link

Because it takes more than vibes and InshaJesus to run a podcast, please support via this medium:
Kuda bank: 2003781159
Abeg app : @theshortiesalon
Piggyvest : Wema Bank 7820868371

(we value confidentiality and therefore, everyone is kept anonymous).

This is a light-hearted podcast and all the opinions are our own. We aren’t professionals so keep in mind when we give advice it is only our thoughts. And it's all bants.
Affection and illumination 🕊️❤️

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Separating The Art From The Artiste With Folabi Akin 

Welcome to this week's episode! I am super excited to finally get to start dropping content, I've actually missed recording and I'm super hyped that this is dropping finally 
This episode was recorded with a very special guest and we had a chat about a very controversial issue of whether or not an artiste should be separated from his art. Kindly share, drop your comments and feedback, I'll love to hear from you ❤️
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Unreleased New Year Episode 🌚 

Welcome to this weeks episode! 
This episode was recorded in January and I do not know why it was never published. 

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Detty December and the tourism industry 

Hellur Salon Customers, 

On this episode of the podcast, we gist about 'Detty December' and the ridiculousness that our tourism industry is 


This time last year, we had a timetable for the absolutely dettiest parties Lagos was going to host. But right now, everywhere seems quiet, there are zero ads, little or no show announcements, nothing. Argggghhhh

Nahhh, this is not how ya'll would celebrate my Jesus birth month quietly na, besides, party after party did not drop this year for nothing 😩

I see people doing gigs on the low, my friend and I planned on one spot a week cruise. Dunno how feasible that would be, but I can't wait! 

This year has been an awful lot, so, don't hesitate to reward yourself, to breathe, I see the silent pact of not putting up new year resolutions but we all know we deserve better next year 

Do you guys have anything planned for the season? Do comment, someone might actually pull through 

Thanks for the feedback, share, comments, review

This shortie is grateful

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Love, light, salt and everything in between 😘 

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Marriage vows and who you should really get married to 

Hellur salon customers!!! 

On this episode of the podcast, we take a deep cursory look into wedding vows and their deep-rooted meaning.

Marriage vows are promises each partner in a relationship make to the other during a wedding ceremony, and as these words are binding before God and law, and would make the foundation on which the marriage is structured on, then it's pertinent that we all understand what we say before we commit to it, totally apply it to ourselves, before the I DO 

Would totally mean a lot to me if you share, listen and give feedback 

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Thanks for all the feedback, shares, I love y'all gazillion 🌼😚💓

Be safe 





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Class issues in relationship; the struggle 

Hellur Salon Customers!!!

On this episode of the podcast, we talk about class issues and how it affects the relationship

We all want an egalitarian society and that doesn't seem like it's going to happen soon, but maybe love can be the bridge. We discuss how the class divide affects relationships with the burning question "in an ideal world, would this be a problem?" 

Have you ever gotten into such situation? How was your experience? I'll love to hear from you

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Thanks for all the feedback, shares, I love y'all gazillion 🌼😚💓

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Vibes and InshaAllah; Emotions, Hope and all the Positivity for the year

Hellur Salon Customers, happy new month famalam, hope you guys are well. On today's episode, it's all about the weirdness that this year has been and the hopes for the future. It's a feel-good, hyped up and vent episode. Hope you guys love it. Follow me on Twitter @theshortiesalon/udwaq_ekpedeme or Instagram @theshortiesalon_/petite_awesomeness. Thank you for always listening and feedback. Love y'all ❤ be safe 

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All About Long Distance Relationships

Hellur Salon Customers!!! It's been a helluva couple of weeks, hope ya'll been great. I missed our light-hearted banter. On this episode of the podcast, we have a guest!! Whoops, his name is Sam Oye and he joins me with his badbelle self as we talk about long-distance relationships. The pro, cons, does it really work? , how does one maintain the ginger, how long can it last etc. I had fun recording this, I hope you enjoy it as well. Thank you La Familia for always, your feedback has been amazing. Let's take the amebo to Twitter @theshortiesalon on Instagram @theshortiesalon_ / petite_awesomeness. Love what I do? https://useshukran.com/cr/theshortiesalonpodcast is the spot 

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The Advantages/Purpose/ Reasons Why We Need Leadership/Representations in the #EndSars Protest

The #EndSARS protest has now gained momentum all over the country and has also attained global recognition! Whoop! Whoop!! Whilst this is a worthy win, as we are seemingly close to getting our #5for#5 attended to, the question of having representatives to further buttress the salient points of our demand to the government holds sway. Whilst this has been shelved by the youths, i explain the reasons why we might need representatives and the steps they should take. Follow me on Instagram @theshortiesalon_, on Twitter @theshortiesalon or shukran.com/theshortiesalon to support this podcast. Thank you for your feedback, comments, share. I love yall gazillion😍. Be safe. Wear Your Mask. Protest.✊🏿✊🏿

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#ENDSARS #ENDPOLICEBRURALITY

Hellur Salon Customers, on this episode of the podcast, I'm dedicating it to the #ENDSARS protests currently going on in my country, Nigeria. We are demanding total scrapping of the Police Unit called SARS, calling for the resignation of the Inspector General of Police and demanding that our voice be heard. Follow me on Twitter @theshortiesalon

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Does money influence relationship decisions? Is vex money a valid date criteria? Let's discuss 

Hellur salon customers, I have missed you guys, so on this episode of the podcast, i talk about the amebo i stumbled upon on social media streets about financial commitments in relationships, e really shock me when I found out that people in this year go out on dates without vex money or even cash for their transport, and the one that toshed me, some fellas go into relationships broke and all. A wawuu situation ba , well, anyway i gave my own thoughts on this and wiyod like to hear your thoughts on this. Drop your messages on the App, or on Twitter @theshortiesalon Instagram @theshortiesalonpodcast_ or @petite_awesomeness, love what I do? Support this podcast by clicking on this link https://useshukran.com/cr/theshortiesalonpodcast. Thanks for listening fam, i Love y'all gazillion ❤ background music is Bami lo by Tolani Otedola ft Rekaado Banks 

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Relationships; its wahala, its rules, societal influence and all the emotions 

Hellur salon customers!!! On this episode of the podcast, we talk about relationships, all the wahala , the rules, the heartaches and the emotional play.  This is something that gets me every time, i see people go into relationships and lose themselves, some giving less than their essence and some totally losing their essence and i had a lirru vent about it. Thank you so much for always listening, for the feedback, for sharing, I love y'all gazillion ❤ it's still @theshortiesalon on Twitter @theshortiesalon_ on Instagram. Background music is Butterflies by Omawunmi. Love what I do? Please leave a tip on https://useshukran.com/cr/theshortiesalonpodcast

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Ghosting; the millennia route of solving conflicts/its pro and cons, and all you need to know 

Hellur Salon customers!!!!! Have you ever been in a relationship. Suddenly and without any warning at all, your partner disappears with no response to any of your calls, messages, even blocked you on social media? Hellurrr, you're on the honorary list of people who have been ghosted lol. So on this week's episode of the podcast, it's all about the topic of ghosting. We get to discuss why people ghost, how to know when you've been ghosted, what to do, how to move on and some titbits. Background music is 411 by Nonso Bassey. Please share, rate, follow and gimme your feedback on Instagram @theshortiesalon_ and also, do support the podcast by leaving a tip on https://useshukran.com/cr/theshortiesalonpodcast ❤

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Male Privilege; a rundown of stuff guys do that is termed classy but slutty, trashy when a lady does same

Hellur Salon Customers, on this episode of the podcast, we are going to discuss certain things that the society has termed unladylike.

A guy can do all these things and more and gets to be hailed and even termed as an Alpha male, but when a lady does same, she is defined as slutty/ trashy and a dent on her wife material status
Stuff like shot shooting, catcalling, baby mama, road rage etc 

Thanks for listening as always, please share, leave me a comment , make a review on your listening app and do endeavour to stay safe
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Peace and Love, Tribe 

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Body image/ self esteem and the influence of the society 

Hellur Salon Customers!! I missed you guys!! On this episode of the podcast, we discuss the influence of the society as it relates to body image and how it translates to self esteem. As social beings that we are, and with a heavy sense of reliance on another for survival, it's definitely not surprising how we bask in public acceptance and how this affects us greatly. We get to discuss on the ill that this perception is and more The background music for this episode is the beautiful Trobul EP by Wurld and Sarz Please share, comment and subscribe ❤🤗

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Friendship, loyalty, boundaries and the role of social media 

Hellur salon customers, so the gist about this bonus episode which I did not address properly and would do a follow-up episode on, is cos I stumbled upon a very distasteful convo about friends and friendship and thought to talk about it. It's still @theshortiesalonpodcast on Instagram and background music by Ladipoe

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On being 27, dealing with anxiety, the pandemic, loss and hoping for every good thing 

Leanne Womack's I hope you dance is the background song of this podcast episode and it is all the motivation and reassurance that I need at this time. 

My birthday is coming up soon and I've been having a mini fit worried about goals, plans, aspirations that didn't come through but irrespective, i am grateful for hope, love, life and faith. I am reminded of God's love and reminded to dance. Have any feedback, hit me up on @theshortiesalonpodcast_ on Instagram ❤

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The weekend gist; a rundown of all the week's juiciest gossips, events, and news 

On the weekend gist, we get to scream cos BBN is here!!! Listen to my rundown of cliques you'll find in the house. Hear my vent about Arsenal, the Boko haram/police brutality and our pondei wahala. Recorded in a regular salon and wanted the salon vibe but sadly, clients weren't forthcoming and i had to deal with kids and their sweet trouble.
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The Sex Talk, the hypocrisy that abounds and the importance of having "the talk" 

Hello Salon Customers, on this episode of the podcast, we are talking about sex. Yes, we are having the talk. I'm totally addressing my opinion on the hypocrisy surrounding sex, the urgent importance of having the sex talk with our children, teens and young adults. I'll love to hear your thoughts on this topic, dm me on Instagram @theshortiesalonpodcast_. Thank you so much for coming through, hope you enjoyed the episode. Background music is Long Live the Queen by Nonso Amadi 

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The weekend gist load down!! On entanglement, the virgin connoisseur, etc 

Yayy!!! This is the first episode and I'm super excited. So on this episode, I'm giving a rundown of popping gists that happened during the week. The background music is Oxlade's Away and it was too extra, would tune it better next week 

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Male Privilege; a rundown of stuff guys do that is termed classy but slutty, trashy when a lady does same

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